joke of the Day

1 .A son once said to his father, "father are u cheating on me? His father reply by how?The son reply " u are marring my mother but u don't want me to marry Urs.
2.Some girls will be like "I want a guy who will protect me" But this same girls have been ignoring the Security men in their area. Sisters what do you actually want??........
3.In one village a man who cameback from america was asked to leada prayer to dedicate a churchbuilding.Thus he prayed : hi God, Jesus myman, this fucken people wannadedicate this fucking church to you.M-e-en, you gona help them, because if u don't help them, it is nonsense, it is bull-shit, it is fuck up
5.See me see trouble..........A lady told me that She is a graduate, and I asked her, have you done your NYSC???She replied: seriously, I didn't like that course due to the fact that it's purely calculation....Lolz
6.Boy: Tell me about your worst experience.
Girl: I ate rat poison when I was small.
Boy: Jeez! Did you die?
Girl: I really can't remember, you know I was small then.
7.I plan to do something funny to Mosquitoes tonight... I will open the windows and let them come inside... I will close it back,, and i will sleep outside!
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